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let comments = [["ADMIN","welcome to the tech board"],["deadvey","test"],["deadvey","You can talk about tech shit here, programming, hardware, linux, webdev etc"],["javalsai","ooooooo, interesting...."],["deadvey","HIII"],["deadvey","It doesnt reload as soon as someone else comments though"],["deadvey","fuccck"],["deadvey","I'm using NixOS at the moment, it's cool, I also like Arch linux."],["deadvey","Added time!","2024-11-17T23:44:14.548Z"],["DeaDvey","I made boards work from the a tui browser!","2024-11-27T00:59:56.854Z"],["deadvey","Ok, It <b>actually</b> works now...","2024-11-28T20:58:16.778Z"],["deadvey","Newsletters have an unsubscribe button (sort of)","2024-12-12T21:15:51.409Z"],["deadvey","Sorry for any spam, members of the newsletter!!!","2024-12-14T21:06:33.000Z"],["deadvey","I am planning on making newsletter joining automatic but rn just email/dm me if you want in\r\n","2024-12-14T21:07:10.522Z"],["deadvey","planning on making newsletters auto join but for now just email/dm me ","2024-12-14T21:07:51.893Z"],["deadvey","planning on making newsletters auto join but for now just email or dm me","2024-12-14T21:08:43.367Z"],["deadvey","wtf, comments arent going through?","2024-12-14T21:08:57.749Z"],["deadvey","Ok, fixed it, my program was shitting itself because it couldn't deal with newline characters...","2024-12-15T21:54:15.734Z"],["error","ayo?","2024-12-15T23:47:00.030Z"],["deadvey","rust is fast","2024-12-15T23:47:00.522Z"],["deadvey","heyo error!","2024-12-15T23:47:10.245Z"],["error","what if i just","2024-12-15T23:47:29.418Z"],["Anonymous","<script>console.log("here")</script>","2024-12-15T23:47:33.138Z"],["error","crazy","2024-12-15T23:47:43.452Z"],["deadvey","Imagine flopping so bad","2024-12-15T23:48:14.614Z"],["error","https://errornointernet.dynv6.net:1015/TuxCord/TuxCord/","2024-12-15T23:51:13.585Z"],["error","shi https://errornointernet.dynv6.net:1015/TuxCord/TuxCord/allMessages/","2024-12-15T23:51:22.573Z"],["deadvey","can't cope with the shame","2024-12-15T23:51:27.273Z"],["error","i built that a couple years ago","2024-12-15T23:51:32.947Z"],["deadvey","You can send markdown links btw","2024-12-15T23:53:55.186Z"],["deadvey","<a href=\"https://example.com\">Link</a>","2024-12-16T00:00:12.126Z"],["deadvey","shit","2024-12-16T00:01:48.476Z"],["deadvey","Imagine having censorship of shit","2024-12-16T00:02:06.773Z"],["deadvey","\r\n\r\nelinks ftw\r\nelinks ftw\r\nelinks ftw","2024-12-16T00:07:19.867Z"],["deadvey","ok fail, kinda\r\nbut not really, elinks problem","2024-12-16T00:08:06.708Z"],["error","elinks ftw real","2024-12-16T00:09:32.953Z"],["deadvey","ikr","2024-12-16T00:09:49.119Z"],["deadvey","Also, you like my hex time?","2024-12-16T00:10:03.237Z"],["deadvey","I want to make the page autoreload when someone else sends a message\r\n","2024-12-16T00:10:24.648Z"],["deadvey","<a href=\"https://errornointernet.dynv6.net:1015/TuxCord/TuxCord/allMessages/\">Error's message board</a>","2024-12-16T00:17:52.628Z"],["dankax-9","giggity","2024-12-16T00:21:53.557Z"],["deadvey","quagmire?","2024-12-16T00:23:31.437Z"],["dankax-9","naw, linus","2024-12-16T00:25:44.167Z"],["deadvey","LINUS TECH TIPS???\r\nYou have any tips for me???","2024-12-16T00:26:07.434Z"],["dankax-9","also why tf date in hex?","2024-12-16T00:27:23.081Z"],["dankax-9","and yes, I do have a tip for you, improve the goddamn website, i gotta type my goddamn name every goddamn time i gotta chat","2024-12-16T00:28:46.027Z"],["deadvey","And? You can't type dankax every time?\r\n","2024-12-16T00:30:42.364Z"],["deadvey","Also, I don't know how to do that without client side javascript, so I just wont.","2024-12-16T00:33:30.932Z"],["Anonymous","WE ARE ANONYMOUS","2024-12-16T00:33:45.708Z"],["Anonymous","WE DO NOT FORGIVE","2024-12-16T00:33:59.438Z"],["Anonymous","WE DO NOT FORGET","2024-12-16T00:34:04.683Z"],["deadvey","im deadvey, im gay and im proud of it! im deadvey, im gay and im proud of it!im deadvey, im gay and im proud of it! im deadvey, im gay and im proud of it!","2024-12-16T00:35:58.157Z"],["deadvey","OH NO, ANONYMOUSE FOUND ME!!!","2024-12-16T00:36:00.276Z"],["dankax-9","I'm a massive furry!!!\r\n","2024-12-16T00:36:19.356Z"],["deadvey","im british and im proud of it! im british and im proud of it! im british and im proud of it! ","2024-12-16T00:37:29.010Z"],["error","ayo mememan","2024-12-16T00:37:56.093Z"],["error","https://www.xfce.org/about/tour420","2024-12-16T00:37:59.211Z"],["dankax-9","I LOVE AMERICA!!! it's so perfect!!!\r\n","2024-12-16T00:38:03.088Z"],["dankax-9","GUN RIGHTS FOR ALL!!!\r\n","2024-12-16T00:38:12.528Z"],["deadvey","Use markdown links smh","2024-12-16T00:38:31.232Z"],["dankax-9","yooooo crazyyyy","2024-12-16T00:38:38.517Z"],["error","your mothdr\r\n","2024-12-16T00:38:54.778Z"],["error","the link has 420iin it","2024-12-16T00:39:03.978Z"],["error","doing a [link](link) si cring","2024-12-16T00:39:19.433Z"],["error","unless","2024-12-16T00:39:23.708Z"],["deadvey","<a href=\"https://www.xfce.org/about/tour420\">XFCE 4.20 release</a>","2024-12-16T00:39:27.512Z"],["dankax-9","based xfce","2024-12-16T00:39:27.723Z"],["deadvey","Hyprland is better though","2024-12-16T00:39:46.868Z"],["error","<https://www.xfce.org/about/tour420>","2024-12-16T00:39:57.643Z"],["dankax-9","gonna switch to that shit once they finish migrating to wayland","2024-12-16T00:39:58.799Z"],["error","imagine not supporting that","2024-12-16T00:40:08.724Z"],["dankax-9","and leave the huge piece of shit that is hyprland","2024-12-16T00:40:20.947Z"],["deadvey","Imagine using invalid markdown","2024-12-16T00:40:31.394Z"],["error","<a href=\"https://www.xfce.org/about/tour420\">https://www.xfce.org/about/tour420</a> actualy gay\r\n","2024-12-16T00:41:15.254Z"],["deadvey","<b>bold</b> and <i>italics</i> got along way!","2024-12-16T00:41:17.169Z"],["dankax-9","I like little kids","2024-12-16T00:41:49.287Z"],["deadvey","ayo? based same tbh","2024-12-16T00:42:15.511Z"],["deadvey","Nuh uh, fake","2024-12-16T00:42:33.909Z"],["dankax-9","I watch Belle Delphine every day!","2024-12-16T00:42:53.023Z"],["dankax-9","I bought a crate of gamer girl bathwater","2024-12-16T00:43:07.075Z"],["danmax","ayo? what pedo chat going here?","2024-12-16T00:43:17.367Z"],["danmax","also, who's dankax-9 is he one of your cousins?","2024-12-16T00:43:41.213Z"],["deadvey","Hmmmmm","2024-12-16T00:43:41.332Z"],["error","belle delphine very british thign","2024-12-16T00:43:58.704Z"],["deadvey","Nop","2024-12-16T00:43:58.997Z"],["deadvey","I should add replies?","2024-12-16T00:44:23.107Z"],["danmax","yes","2024-12-16T00:44:35.382Z"],["deadvey","Ok, but I also can't be bothered so I wont","2024-12-16T00:44:57.562Z"],["danmax","cringe","2024-12-16T00:45:15.760Z"],["danmax","I'm a massive retard btw!!!","2024-12-16T00:45:28.461Z"],["danmax","just steal some guy's shit on github or smth","2024-12-16T00:45:39.690Z"],["deadvey","Yeah, we don't do that here...","2024-12-16T00:45:50.946Z"],["error","auto refresh when","2024-12-16T00:46:06.688Z"],["deadvey","I think I'm gonna redo the whole boards thing anyway.","2024-12-16T00:46:09.867Z"],["error","username cookie when","2024-12-16T00:46:16.934Z"],["danmax","real","2024-12-16T00:46:19.217Z"],["deadvey ","When I get home tommorow, I need to sleep now","2024-12-16T00:46:31.664Z"],[" "," ","2024-12-16T00:46:40.003Z"],["Anonymous","susa","2024-12-16T00:46:51.884Z"],[" "," ","2024-12-16T00:46:53.923Z"],["deadvey","We don't do cookies here.","2024-12-16T00:46:57.968Z"],[" ","hmm","2024-12-16T00:47:05.200Z"],["Page is only html and like 4 lines of css","deadvey","2024-12-16T00:47:16.060Z"],[" ","whitespace counts lmao","2024-12-16T00:47:24.958Z"],["[857 15f/7e8] <b>real</b>: crazy real"," ","2024-12-16T00:47:27.573Z"],["</div>","hmmmmmm </div> <script>alert("hi")</script>","2024-12-16T00:47:54.922Z"],["dadvey","But pls don't spam my board with whitespace!!!","2024-12-16T00:47:58.536Z"],["Anonymous","cring","2024-12-16T00:48:00.512Z"],["error","how are the messages stored?","2024-12-16T00:48:13.153Z"],["deadvey","Yeah, I prevented html tags","2024-12-16T00:48:21.555Z"],["deadvey","In a javascript array","2024-12-16T00:48:32.370Z"],["bro's tryna run remove code"," ","2024-12-16T00:48:34.077Z"],["deadvey","<a href=\"https://deadvey.com/board/tech/comments-database.js\">Javascript</a>","2024-12-16T00:48:52.300Z"],["error","oh my god","2024-12-16T00:49:04.883Z"],["deadvey","brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr","2024-12-16T00:49:25.051Z"],["brh"," ","2024-12-16T00:49:48.011Z"],["error","what if i send like a 2 mb message","2024-12-16T00:49:49.213Z"],["deadvey","It's janky","2024-12-16T00:50:00.281Z"],["just make the names ip's bro"," ","2024-12-16T00:50:08.028Z"],["deadvey","Um, don't pls","2024-12-16T00:50:08.055Z"],["error","ohb oy","2024-12-16T00:50:15.402Z"],["danmax","anyways","2024-12-16T00:50:31.535Z"],["deadvey","I saw a website that did that actually, it was my friends dad's and the reviews all had peoples fucking ip address in them","2024-12-16T00:50:36.576Z"],["error","你好","2024-12-16T00:50:38.263Z"],["error","💀","2024-12-16T00:50:49.808Z"],["deadvey","I think node blocks it if it's too big","2024-12-16T00:50:53.013Z"],["deadvey","BING CHILLING!!!","2024-12-16T00:51:12.667Z"],["🏳️🌈","brh","2024-12-16T00:51:15.173Z"],["error","test\r\nnewline test\r\nwhar","2024-12-16T00:51:26.854Z"],["deadvey","ni hao","2024-12-16T00:51:31.149Z"],["🏳️🌈","ching chillin","2024-12-16T00:51:32.972Z"],["deadvey","Nawwwwm, gays in chat???","2024-12-16T00:51:50.768Z"],["error","anywasy ima go eat","2024-12-16T00:51:54.044Z"],["🏳️🌈","🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈","2024-12-16T00:51:57.431Z"],["deadvey",":(","2024-12-16T00:52:09.980Z"]]
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